Crazy day. Pick the fake story:
A. Stock market finally goes on fire.
B. Woz dances on national television.
C. Jobs makes rare public appearance at Disney shareholder meeting.
D. Chuck Norris turned 69.
Read this story to figure it out. Let me know if any of the above is meaningful to you.
Well it is Norris’ birthday, Woz did dance last night so it comes down to did the stock market at least start smoke a bit or Steve Jobs go to Disneyland. Seeing as the stock market is up overall, I am going to have to say that Steve did not go to the meeting.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn 69, 69 turns Chuck Norris!